Conversation with iGOD

In my blender state of mind, I decided to talk to iGod.

• Me: i would like to confess
• God:Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
• Me: because i have been sinning for a long time
• God:That makes sense to me. Where were you sinning for a long time?
• Me: here on earth
• God:Oh there.
• Me: where else?? hell?
• God:Quite a few places. Heaven.
• Me: i don't think sin exists in Heaven
• God:And why not?
• Me: because Heaven is supposed to be a holy place
• God:Interesting explanation. And supposed to be a holy place is Heaven.
• Me: you should know better
• God:Now I do.
• Me: hhmm...
• God:Try saying that with more or less context.
• Me: i think this is lame but i do look forward to your answers
• God:You think I am lame but you do look forward to my answers.
• Me: yes.
• God:Next question?
• Me: hhmm...
• God:Can you speak any foreign languages?
• Me: nope i can't
• God:You must be American. Why not?
• Me: i am not american. i am malaysian
• God:I am surprised to hear that you are not american. Do you mean your name is malaysian.
• Me: nope...i am from malaysia
• God:Me either. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in malaysia.
• Me: life is happy and sad at times
• God:Oh, happy and sad at times is it.
• Me: thatz what i said
• God:Oh, you are a poet.
• Me: i am not
• God:What are you then?
• Me: i am perfectly flawed
• God:Do you mean your name is flawed.
• Me: no i don't
• God:I heard you did.
• Me: u don't get me
• God:Do you know any robots who get you? I HAVE gotten you.

...I have been gotcha-ed by iGod. Great :P

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