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Dear Bloody Starfish,

Do you know that your unreliability affects me?

Do you know that your irresponsibility affects me?

Do you know that your could not care less, don't know don't care attitude affects me?

Do you know that your high self regard nature affects me?

Do you know that your inability to perform affects me?

If you do not, then be aware of this, be alert and be afraid. Be very AFRAID. My eyes are on you from today onwards. I have been as considerate as I can be.

Look. It does not rock my world, it does not affect my life in any way if you're as gay as Elton, drag your feet when you walk or have BO. What you do, what you indulge in outside the office is none of my business but when work is concerned, when work comes to play you can be sure that I give a DAMN because my ass is on the line, my head is on the platter more than you will ever be and I ain't gonna let you drag me down with you.

What's more if I'm affected to a certain extent where my limits are reached, you can bet that there will be repercussions on your side and I will make it one of my objectives in life to make you suffer. So help me God I will.

Therefore, mark my words I am telling you NOT asking you. I am naturally a nice person. Don't push me...P.L.E.A.S.E. :)

Let's not make our lives harder to live by than it already is.

Thank you.