I Found Not One But Two!

Who never checks their office e-mail and keeps them unopened for descending angels from the Heavens above to arrive and bless their inbox first before they do?

Starfish number one and two in my office.

Then when a deadline is drawing near and you remind them verbally on what has to be done on their side, they act blur. Giving you the 'I don't know what the fuck you're talking about' look because it's true, they REALLY don't know what the fuck you're talking about!

You feel like the fool of the moment and start questioning yourself, on whether you did shootout an e-mail although you remember clearly you did. You check your Sent Items. As expected, you DID.

What do they say when you tell them so? They answer a question with a question saying, "You sent me an e-mail???"

Arrghhh!!!! Can vomit blood working with smart people like this.