Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Loser

"You've got a problem, we'll fix it"

The Fly FM Big Bang Breakfast crew has a segment in their show every morning called The Fly FM-Fix It.

Some Loser called up and asked them to tell his girlfriend that she has gained weight, in other words she's fat to him now and because of this has started to smell bad. I mean is there a connection?! Birdy said, "More weight, more likely to sweat and retain sweat and odour..." Really?

Anyway, what a pathetic excuse for a boyfriend. I reckon he does not have a mirror at home. Loser with a capital "L" indeed. If you have an issue with your girlfriend, be a man and settle it yourself rather than leaving the job to strangers.

The poor girl was then given a complimentary RM4500 slimming package at the end of the humiliation. In my opinion, she was more hurt than angry. She reacted in a passive manner, did not retort and commented that she is aware of her weight problem and is currently on a diet.
Girl, my advice... go fix yourself if and only IF you see the need to then dump the Loser after he has seen how fabulous you look after. You're better off alone.
And again I'll say... What a LOSER.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My advice to that girl:

Take the package, have a good time at the slimming centre. Even if you aren't that overweight, go ahead. A girl can never be too thin :D
(Just don't go to the extend of Nicole Richie's skeletal frame la)

THEN:
Yes, just like PF said, DUMP HIM! Before that, put itching powder in his underwear. I swear, he'll remember you for life :D

*wabbit hops away*

3:28 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aiyaaaa..
i dunno laa...very sad..im also a victim of tis FLY fm fix it prog..
my gf dun wan me...she wrote email to tis prog..so embrassin,
aiyaaaaaaa

ah siong
tis m'nin victim

4:52 pm  

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